mhmm

conundrum

2007-06-08T06:19:18Z

so i can get a job as a lunch monitor for underprivileged black/brown children OR i can be in austin on 7/11 and get unlimited free slurpees and drive drunk.

thoughts?

The bible didn't mention us.

2007-06-01T06:07:36Z

I am always surprised how memories come flooding back when I look at photographs. I can notice one detail and get a whole story from it that has nothing to do with the picture itself. It's pretty rewarding.

The pizza party day was fantastic.

I am getting tanner by the minute. By the time you're done reading this, my skin will be as dark as my hair. I am looking forward to a good summer.

I think I will make new friends. I think I will make an effort to meet new people. I think this will be a welcome change.

I am very excited about my summer crime scene photography project. If anyone is willing to model, let me know.

I am planning on being in Austin for that greatest of holidays: 7/11. I also hope to go to Ohio this summer as well. And Mexico. I need another job.

Letting go of family is hard for some people. Is it cruel of me to not really understand that?

Every day, I think: I am going to clean my room. I am going to do my laundry. My room is covered in popsicle wrappers, dirty clothes, dishes, and books that I keep meaning to move into the living room. If I'm honest with myself, I hope I never clean up.

I've been reading so much! It's great!

The last couple months have taught me a lot of difficult lessons, but they had to be learned. It's funny to think that the hardest things I learned in college had nothing to do with the curriculum. WOOHOO SCHOOL OF LIFE!!! Then again, as my brother said, I majored in "reading and coloring."

I think I am finally ready to stop listening to "Goodbye Horses" on repeat. But I think this is just a phase.

So, how everybody doing?

Goodbye horses

2007-05-28T06:40:26Z

Does anyone want to buy me this?

trem_two @ 2007-05-22T00:33:00

2007-05-22T04:33:09Z

so this is how it is now.

in front of thousands of people...

2007-05-04T02:27:18Z

So I am done with college. Kind of. What a bizarrely wonderful feeling. Though, if I'm completely honest, it feels like I've been done for a while...like about three years. But whatever.

I think I am going to make a big post of pictures, maybe even some kind of movie slideshow of everything since freshman year. People like that kind of sentimental shit, right?

Life is strange right now. I have a lot of problems and they are slowly sucking the life out of me, but at least I am able to function like a human being again.

I am home alone and I don't have my computer and all I wanna do is watch a movie but the player is broken and I ate too much spaghetti and I wish the cat could talk back to me.

Tomorrow is Camp Chum's, Saturday is carnival day and the last flt show, Sunday is nothing, and Monday is the senior art show. I don't even go to this school.

I keep listening to that one ridiculous Xiu Xiu song and it's kind of become a mantra that I repeat in my head as I walk around.

I tried to explain everything to some people and I realize that my life doesn't really make any sense and the more I attempt to share it with people the more frustrated everyone becomes.

My family is coming up soon. I don't know what to do with them. I also don't know what to do with my life after this summer.

I wish my roommates were around so I wouldn't be stuck updating LiveJournal. I was reading my friends page, man you guys are weird...

Break.

2007-05-01T23:49:43Z

I can't wait for summer.

dreaming of you

2007-04-16T18:27:11Z

HAPPY SELENA DAY!

Since everyone else is doing top ten lists.

2007-03-16T16:15:46Z

Last night/this morning renewed my faith in YouTubee.

In no particular order.

This guy also does an awesome re-enactment of a scene from Uncle Buck.

I think the AIM sound is my favorite.

I love Miranda July.

This guy blogs every day about boring things then he updates with this and blows my fucking mind.

Just a pretty little movie.

The narration is incredible.

Michael Cera is a perfect human being.

Possibly the greatest song ever written.

The whole thing is in palindromes! PALINDROMES!!

I miss the nineties.

You let me violate you.

2007-03-15T19:03:01Z

trem_two @ 2007-03-02T22:51:00

2007-03-03T03:52:03Z

Create your own Friend Test here

Live fast, die young...leave a good-lookin' corpse.

2007-02-24T22:19:32Z

I have moved into an apartment in Jamaica Plain and I live with these two people:

Soleil.

and

Brendan.

We share a wonderful beautiful perfect kitty that looks like this:

We have friends over!

There are lesbians dancing on the sidewalks!

Unfortunately there are also baby mice clogging our sink drains and our downstairs neighbor chastises me for everything I do. I can say nothing ill of Brendan however, as he is a god among men. Soleil cleans a lot.

Then I went to:

There I visited Luke.

I read the local weekly and was SHOCKED at the sexual indiscretion!

Then we walked around a lot and I took pictures of all the street art in the alleyways.

Canadian book covers are different.

Luke ate french fry pizza!

They have a grocery store named after Bob Loblaw!!

And to entertain ourselves, Luke and I played dress-up.
He was an emo kid

and I was the Virgin Gnome-alupe.

I came back to a party which was happy cause it was fun but sad cause it meant that David is going away to Japan.

There were huge portraits of him to remember him by.

There were fancy clothes.

And vanilla vodka floats.

The Brandeis kids representin'.

People danced.

Kathryn and Brendan took pictures.

And so did I.

David helded Allison's hand, gently.

Brendan put on my Weird Al record cover and things got REALLY WILD!!!

People made out!

Something happened over to the right!

Then an improv troupe came and we waited patiently for them to perform.

Then the next morning, we all pulled together and got a couch!

It's perfect.

And now we have a place to watch episodes of Eerie, Indiana.

The last month or so I have been having unsexy sex dreams nightly. The last one I remember involved a threesome between me, Noam Chomsky, and Howard Zinn. I have also been reading a lot of nonfiction (a first for me) and enjoying it. I am re-evaluating my viewpoints on right and wrong, consciousness, the consequences of living in a society, the role of art and drugs in my life, and other gay shit like that. I am also thinking that I don't want to do the librarian thing anymore and am leaning more toward social work. Basically, I have been spending a lot of time at home, in my own head, or on some sort of public transportation. I'm into it.

Say...

2007-01-05T19:37:25Z

what's good?

Dad, you're headed for the river again!

2007-01-04T19:17:18Z

Lately my life has been MadLibs, Hawaiian Punch, Return to Oz, and hang man. Lots of hang man...

I also took a beautiful picture of myself on Brendan's scanner.

Can anyone think of a good name for my music project? It's basically making my computer read me mad libs while I try to make some dope beats on Garage Band. Here's the first track.

Anyway, etc.

Ah, distractions from studying for finals...

2006-12-14T01:39:13Z

* 3 Point Shot
* A night in with the girls
* Airing the orchid
* Applying lip gloss
* Applying nail polish remover
* Auditioning the finger puppets
* Automatic pilot
* Banging the box
* Bashing the gash
* Basting the tuna
* Basting your turkey
* Bathing the kitty
* Beating around the bush
* Beating the Beaver
* Brushing the beaver
* Brushing your afro
* Buffing the bead
* Buffing the Weasel
* Burying the knuckle
* Butterin' the muffin
* Buttering your bagel
* Carpet bumping
* Cat got tongue
* Checking for depth
* Checking for squirrels
* Checking for the jackpot
* Checking my oil
* Checking the foxhole
* Checking the muffler
* Checking the oil
* Checking the pulse
* Checking the status of the I/O port
* Circling the knoll
* Clam bake for one
* Cleaning between the camel's toes
* Cleaning my fur coat
* Cleaning the kitchen
* Cleaning your fingers
* Clit-o-Rama
* Clitters
* Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
* Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
* Coming into your own
* Copping a clam
* Creamin'
* Creamin' the pie
* Cunt cuddling
* Cunt rubbing
* Defrosting the freezer
* Dialing the rotary phone
* Diggin' the stench trench
* Digging a trench
* Digging for gold
* Digging for my keys
* Digging in
* Digging the cream
* Digitizing
* Dipping
* Dipping for ice cream
* Diving for pearls
* Diving for pennies
* Doing my nails
* Doing something for my chapped lips
* Doing the sweet slide
* Doing the two-finger slot rumba
* Doing the two-finger ballet
* Doing the two-finger salute
* Doing your nails
* Doodling the noodle
* Double knuckling
* Double-clicking your mouse
* Dousing the digits
* Draining your tuna
* Drilling for fish
* Drilling for oil
* Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
* Drinking from the furry cup
* Driving Ms. Daisy
* Dunking your doughnut
* Dusting the endtable
* Engaging in safe sex
* Entering the forest
* Entering the ring of fire
* Erasing the problem
* Excavating the Tunnel of Love
* Exploring the bush
* Fanning the fur
* Feeding the bearded clam
* Feeding the cat
* Feeding the pony
* Feeding your slot
* Feeling your funnel
* Fiddling the bean
* Filling the pink taco
* Filling your niche
* Finding yourself
* Finger bang
* Finger blasting
* Finger dipping
* Finger fucking
* Finger pie
* Finger-pole the hole
* Fingerbating
* Fingering
* Fingering something out
* Fingerpainting
* Finishing the job
* Fishing
* Fishing for cumpliments
* Fishing for mackerel
* Flash flood
* Flickin' the bean
* Flicking the switch
* Flicking the tic tac
* Flipping the light switch repeatedly
* Flitting your clit
* Flossing the cat
* Fluffing the kitty
* Fluffing the muff
* Frigging
* Fucking without complications
* Gagging my meat hole
* Gagging the clam
* Gagging the lips of love
* Genital manipulation
* Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
* Getting a date with slick mittens
* Getting a lube job
* Getting a stain out of my carpet
* Getting a stinky pinky
* Getting mud for my turtle
* Getting the last pickle out of the jar
* Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
* Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
* Getting to know yourself
* Gilding the lily
* Going around the corner
* Going deep sea diving
* Going fishing
* Going mining
* Going solo
* Going to and from the Batcave
* Greasing your hips
* Gristle rub
* Groping the grotto
* Gusset typing
* Hand tossing the tuna salad
* Harpooning your tang
* Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
* Having ladyfingers and cream
* Having sex with someone you love
* Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
* Hitchhiking South
* Hitchhiking to heaven
* Hitchhiking under the Big Top
* Hitting the slit
* Hitting the spot
* Honing the stone
* Hula-hooping
* Indoor fishing
* Itching the ditch
* Jabberwocking
* Jennying off
* Jiggling your jenny
* Jilling off
* JocelynEldering
* Jostling the Elder
* Juicing it up
* Juicing Lucy
* Killing off
* Letting your fingers do the walking
* Levy break limbo
* Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
* "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
* Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
* Making a mini Eiffel Tower
* Making kitty purr
* Making my lips swell
* Making soup
* Making the little man sing
* Making your own gravy
* Manual override
* Menage a moi
* Mistressbate
* Muffin buffin'
* Nail polish remover
* Nulling the void
* Nursing a hatchet wound
* Opening the bottom drawer
* Paddling the finger canoe
* Paddling the pink canoe
* Pampering the pussy
* Parting my meat curtain
* Parting the Red Sea
* Patting the panky
* Pearl fishing
* Peeling the peach
* Perusing the Yellow Pages
* Petting Snoopy
* Petting the kitty
* Petting the little man in the canoe
* Petting the petunia
* Petting the pussy
* Petting the pussy cat
* Petting your bunny
* Petting your kitty
* Playing couch hockey for one
* Playing on the cricket green
* Playing poker
* Playing solitaire
* Playing the banjo
* Playing the beaver
* Playing the box
* Playing the clitar
* Playing the hairy guitar
* Playing the little Dutch boy
* Playing the silent trombone
* Playing the slots
* Playing with the man in the boat
* Playing with your pineapple
* Pluggin the leak
* Plunging the drain
* Plunging the happy hole
* Pokin' the pucker
* Poking the pudding
* Polishing the nugget
* Polishing the peanut
* Polishing the wedding ring
* Polishing your pearl
* Preheating the oven
* Priming the pump
* "Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)"
* Pushing the button
* Pussy poking
* Pussy soccer
* Putting out the fire
* Putting the dot in .org
* Reading braille
* Reading the map of Tazmania
* Ride the glide until the tide
* Riding the bed post
* Riding the cotton pony
* Riding the unicycle
* Riding the waterslide
* Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
* Ringing your bell
* Rocking the boat
* Rollin the ol' bean
* Rolling the dough
* Rolling the marble
* Romancing thy own
* Rubbin Hood
* Rubbin' the nubbin
* Rubbing the donut
* Rubbing the red pussycat
* Rubbing the stub
* Salting the beef curtains
* Scoring the hoop
* Scraping the cheese off the taco
* Scratching the patch
* Scratching where it itches
* "Searching for Ms. ""G"""
* Seasoning your fish
* Secret vice
* Sending Muffin Morse Code
* Sexercising
* Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
* Shaking the dew off the lily
* Shebopping
* Shining the diamond
* Shooting hoops
* Shooting the rapids
* Shucking the fresh water clam
* Shucking the oyster
* Slappin' the crack
* Slapping slit
* Slapping Susie
* Slapping the flap
* Slapping the mackerel
* Slapping the meat curtain
* Slapping the skunk guts
* Slicing pie
* Sliding down the chute
* Sliding into home
* Slob the knob
* Snatching
* Soaking in Palmolive
* Soaking the whisker biscuit
* Softening the peach
* Spanking the spot
* Spanking your puppy on the nose
* Spearing the bearded clam
* Spelunking
* Spelunking in the hairy caves
* Spelunking in the mystery cave
* Splashing in the sea
* Squeezing the peach
* Steaming the oyster
* Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
* Stiffening my upper lip
* Stinky pinky
* Stirring it up
* Stirring the honey pot
* Stirring the pudding
* Stirring the sauce
* Stirring the soup
* Stoking the furnace
* Stroking the box
* Strumming
* Strumming the banjo
* Strumming the big open C
* Surfing the channel
* Surfing the Slippery Sea
* Surfing the web
* Sweeping the chimney
* Swimming in the crimson lake
* Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
* Swimming in the Red Sea
* Takin' it to tuna town
* Taking a dip
* Taking a dip in the lake
* Taking advantage of yourself
* Taking the German u-boat into port
* Tapping the tuna
* Teasing the kitty
* Teasing the little man in the canoe
* Teasing the tuna
* Teasing the tuna taco
* Tending your own garden
* Testing the plumbing
* Testing your waters
* The disappearing finger trick
* The girly gusher
* The magical disappearing finger trick
* The ole feel n' squeal
* The other monthly visitor
* The two-fingered tango
* The virgin's release
* Tickling the kitty
* Tickling the pearl
* Tickling the taco
* Tickling your fancy
* Tiptoe through the TwoLips
* Toggling the bit
* Tossing the pink salad
* Touching your tigeress
* Touching your tuna
* Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
* Tracing the vertical smile
* Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
* Twiddling your twat
* Twinkling the little star
* Twirlin' the pearl
* Two-finger taco tango
* Two-finger typing
* Unclogging the drain
* Visiting Niagra Falls
* Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
* Visiting your safety deposit box
* Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
* Walking Downtown
* Washing my hands
* Washing your fingers
* Waxing the canoe
* Waxing the milk duds
* Weaving the carpet
* Whipping your cream
* Whipping your nest
* White knuckling
* Working in the garden
* Working out at the Y
* Wrinkling fingers

CeLeB sIgHtInG!!

2006-12-11T07:11:33Z

&
were at my work today!

Merry Xmas

2006-12-07T03:05:27Z

I won't get to see the Trail of Lights this year.

No one likes a poet.

2006-11-30T07:13:01Z

(we made a margarine vagina)

-I'm moving on the fifteenth!!! There are pictures of the place here.
Things I am excited about regarding the new house:

1. Getting a kitten!

2. Getting a bookshelf.

3. Getting a bed.

-My neighbor is crazy. He listens to horrible music at ridiculous volumes at obnoxious hours. He yells at his roommate. Like, literally screams at her. I half expect to hear him hit her. The words "dude", "tapping", and "poontang" are regular words in his vocabulary. I still haven't seen his face though....sigh.

-The senior studio has a show on Tuesday? I have to figure out how to end my painting quick, man.
Here's how it started:

And here's where I'm at now:

-I have a whole lot of work to do. An essay tonight, garment district, baking cakes/cookies/brownies tomorrow, work work work dance dance dance on friday, paint saturday and write another paper, sunday study for a final, and monday study for another final and write another paper. LORDY!

-This is what Doug would look like if he let his bad boy shine:

-I deleted 1,380 pictures from my iPhoto and I'm only about 1/6 of the way though. Yay for clearing harddrive space, boo for losing precious memories and blurry pictures of the backs of people's heads.

-This was the last remnant of Thanksgiving dinner.

*I have an idea. I wanna make custom calendars and give them away as presents. I found this awesome website with a whole lot of crazy random pictures that I'm real into right now. So if anyone wants one this December, let me know.*

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.

2006-11-18T20:21:12Z

These are random pictures from the last six months or so accompanied by random quotes from my paper journal from the last six months or so.

Play it cool man, but not like "happy cool".

Asphyxiation as a way of "clearing one's head"...*tried it. works.

<---Here are the threads that hold this all together.

Don't touch me-I'm drunk. I'm drunk.

UNDERSTAND THE WORLD AROUND YOU, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

You will never watch more Northern Exposure than you have this month.

I dreamt I was stabbing myself in the forehead with a butcher knife!

There is something wrong.

I occupy an other. I am replacing someone who doesn't need an adjective.

-Check out a message board...but don't do anything stupid.

FUK U ART!

stealing water, seeing his face

The girl next to me had no clue and I was staring at her the whole time.

the role of virgin has gone from coveted to shamed

I even have my hidden untapped lesbian side and crazy amounts of body hair.

It hurts but it feels better than bad.

Kendall Sq/2BR/1200

-everyone wanted to know how much my tattoo cost.

difficult to start from a barren place

Jesus de la Cruz is working for the IRS!

PJ3771.G5 E5 2004

I also note that I have become "that girl" on the T, crying and muttering to herself. This makes me feel a little better.

I kind of like how even though the quote/picture relationship was random, they still kind of relate. On some level, anyway. Maybe only in my head. But maybe not.

TMI?

2006-11-15T05:59:30Z

I had a Mulholland Drive moment today.

We've never been stay the course!

2006-10-31T07:35:23Z

Happy 6/10

2006-10-06T06:23:05Z

This was me in 2003.

This was me in 2004.

This was me in 2005.

This is me today.

Obviously I have important things to be doing, so I am updating livejournal even though I'm not that into it anymore.
I am thinking about just updating in lists from now on, opinions?

Ugh.

2006-09-27T03:31:22Z

facial party

2006-09-04T04:29:54Z

trem_two @ 2006-09-02T02:24:00

2006-09-02T06:26:34Z

hi you guys
my name is cynthia. i am eight years old today.
i'm making erybody tacos. aint i a stinka
'?

naw, just fucking wij you guys. i have dep thoughrs

james is here. he just said of the china show "it's like they know brendan is waching" true, man. true.

where is courtney? where is courtney.?

well,
time 2 make the donuts.

oh, and by the way,
i am a total homo. pass it on.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/192659778.html

2006-08-24T01:04:13Z

Yesterday I threw my first party by myself.
Tomorrow I fly to Boston.
Sunday I move in...sort of.
Wednesday I am twenty-one.

More on this later.